dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
we made out on top of his cat.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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