Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.