Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
19 Teachers Share the Funniest Items Brought to “Show and Tell”
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
23 Concerns People Have When They’re About To Have Sex With Someone New
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.