You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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