and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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