i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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