No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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