ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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