remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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