please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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