i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I don't deserve a penis
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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