He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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