But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Be still, my beating vagina.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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