yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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