He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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