Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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