i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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