this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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