ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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