We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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