I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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