If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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