She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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