I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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