You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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