theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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