Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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