come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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