he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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