I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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