Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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