He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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