just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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