Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Randomize
