I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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