im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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