He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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