Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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