didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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