I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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