I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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