i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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