roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.