I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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