Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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