It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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