i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize
