He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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