This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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