going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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