Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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