this beer tastes like vomit already
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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