I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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