Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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