That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
