He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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