The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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